I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
in the future, i hope luke has a daughter and she’ll run up in a darth vader helmet and she’ll breathe heavily and say “luke, i am your daughter.” then run away giggling
reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form
"hey, jen, did you finish those taxes?"
226. Muggleborns confuse pure and half-bloods when talking about their favourite boybands. Several times confused purebloods have asked ‘The Wanted what, exactly?’ and “Which Direction?” And pointed out that, no matter how terrible the weather in Britain can be at times, there is clearly more than 5 Seconds Of Summer.